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Oh dear lord! Bees! - The Awful Forums

“Flannel Bob” wrote:

We looked out back and noticed a swarm of honeybees congregating on the swingset. There are a lot of kids around, including my sister’s 3 kids. They were inside at the time, fortunately.

The neighbor called a bee removal company and they said they wouldn’t come out unless we paid a hefty fee, […] so we did the next best thing. Started fucking with the bees.

If you know me at all, you know one of my favorite exclaimations is “Oh, god! The bees!” followed by barking, buzzing, and other nonsense that Eliza and I find mind-bendingly hilarious, and other people seem to find retarded. Their loss.

A month or so ago, Erik and I freaked out at finding two HUGE bees in the car, inexplicably, as if they’d appeared out of thin air, on a miserably rainy day. The entire experience was, in short, wicked funny and when I retold the story to Eliza, her reaction was “That is EPIC.”

I thought that she’d never be able to top it. Granted, it was hilarious - how on earth did bees get in our car? And yes, I’ll post the whole story here some time. But today… she proved that is WAY more bee-funny out there.

BEST BEES EVER!

Awesome!